Hilarious idea: I had a friend who was a mortician in the military and he has some stories.
Waiting even longer to buy a motherboard, now of the new X-79 architecture once it comes down in price and is improved a bit (instead of going for a Z-68 relatively soon). (Yes, I'm *still* at crossroads about this decision...>_>)
"I wasn't counting cards, I was cheating."
"Ugh. you give me hives."
"It's Tee-revor time!!!"