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Old 01-13-2012, 04:18 PM   #26
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"No...I don't. Why didn't you think it was funny?"

"Because it's not.", said Jacob, in a stern voice, "I find nothing humorous from that wannabe joker."

"When battle is upon you, I am afraid that I won't be able to help, I've never used any kind of a weapon in my life, except my tongue with its sharp words. However, if you keep me relegated to the rear of the fight, and retreat there if you're wounded, there I might prove of significant use. When I'm not doing lab work, I'm studying to be a medic. Not a doctor, mind you, but someone who might be able to turn the tide against injuries on the field of war. In this particular capacity, I'm willing and able."

Jacob turned in Mio's direction after hearing this, putting his face into his palm. He spoke up, addressing Mio.

"With all due respect, ma'am, but having a civilian on the team is just going to slow us down. Not only that, it'll make our job on the battlefield a little more difficult - having to worry about protecting her all the time."

The funniest thing about this sentence is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it.

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