...They don't already? What do you call an author writing for their most recently released game? Granted that's more to do with the author but the stories are based off of the game... They have already achieved that...sort of...
Using a spare soundcard as a makeshift oscilloscope.
"I wasn't counting cards, I was cheating."
"Ugh. you give me hives."
"It's Tee-revor time!!!"