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Old 01-16-2012, 06:29 PM   #1
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Cats are like soul portals to the underworld, they often take on forms of large entities, I have seen cats sit like Jabba the Hutt, the Hindenburg docking on the Empire State Building, cats have stretched their paw like they are mimicking hailing Hitler, cats will sit with their paw on their groin or "harbl" like they are masturbating, cats sitting naturally of course which would be depicted by Egyptians, and the infamous "morph-ball" cats often assume in cold weather.

I would encourage upon making contact with the felis catus to engage in physical stroking of the animal, followed by a good rape.

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