No, as I wouldn't imagine you'd find enough horses to make you happy in the first place. Then again this coming from the guy whose dog jumped up and got wedged inside the F***ing piano.
My dog is stuck in the piano, I need some help cuz I don't know S*** about this tuning--So I can't count on you people?
"I wasn't counting cards, I was cheating."
"Ugh. you give me hives."
"It's Tee-revor time!!!"