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Old 01-27-2012, 09:55 AM   #1719
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Given the types of crowds that go to coffeee houses, it might not be a bad idea (now, did you mean singing or just spoken?).

Telling your girlfriend she should believe you and not her lying eyes when she catches you cheating on her, b/c she is extremely gullible and open to suggestions from you.

Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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