Interesting idea, if that's your thing.
Custom alarm clock sound loop at 70 dB, 0:22-0:32 from this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G22sVm3F09c
We'll murder them all, amid laughter and merriment...except for the few we take home to experiment!
"I cant see S***! --YOU GO TO HELL!" --Tourettes guy