Interesting idea, if that's your thing.
Custom alarm clock sound loop at 70 dB, 0:22-0:32 from this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G22sVm3F09c
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.