Good idea: it's inevitable that most people become corrupt in the mid to upper echelons. I'm frankly so sick of it all I can hear my newly made stakes begging to skewer someone and I can't think of anyone more deserving than a politician.
Hitting it harder if it doesn't bleed.
"I wasn't counting cards, I was cheating."
"Ugh. you give me hives."
"It's Tee-revor time!!!"