Good idea: today's youth are far too sheltered and have it far too easy.
Continuing to leave ambiguous the fates of certain past GTA characters--suffice it to say they, the ones I have in mind from the GTA 3 era are confirmed to be dead anyway, so essentially leave the details blurry.
We'll murder them all, amid laughter and merriment...except for the few we take home to experiment!
"I cant see S***! --YOU GO TO HELL!" --Tourettes guy