Anyone who likes cRPGs and hasn't played the BG series needs to do so now.
BG1 is sorta mediocre, but BG2 puts just about every other BioWare game to shame.
"They should rename the team to the Washington Government Sucks. Put Obama on the helmet. Line the entire walls of the stadium with the actual text of the ACA.
Fix their home team score on the board to the debt clock, they can win every game 17,000,000,000,000 to 24. Losing team gets taxed by the IRS 100%, then droned."