Great idea: we'd solve a lot of starvation issues, discourage bullying behavior (ot just the brutish kind either), and PETA wouldn't have to complain as much that we kill innocent animals for our meat, since humans are classified differently.
Punishing racially motivated sexual assaults by forcibly pouring 1 quart of molten lead down the perpetrators' gullets.
"I wasn't counting cards, I was cheating."
"Ugh. you give me hives."
"It's Tee-revor time!!!"