Neutral: What the F***? What did I just read? Seriously?
...What is this? I ...don't even...
OK Except for the depressing rape humor, I found all that otherwise quite amusing. TBH I'm now beginning to wonder what you're trying to accomplish there having us read that.
Hell, it's worth a try I guess. Just remember if you get any stars to play in it, you'll turn them off to super heroes forever if it flops.
Making SWTOR movies...Like this