I'd go find a hooker and have me a good time. Then leave a little something on the doorstep of some douche I didn't like, and carry on.
Actually, that kinda sounds like a good idea anyway...If you'll excuse me.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.