I should've guessed that it was as simple as highlighting all of the files, derp-derp.
I'll get my computer to work on this right away. It's a few years old, but it's still pretty uber for massively-multithreaded software like RVT. It shouldn't take too long.
"They should rename the team to the Washington Government Sucks. Put Obama on the helmet. Line the entire walls of the stadium with the actual text of the ACA.
Fix their home team score on the board to the debt clock, they can win every game 17,000,000,000,000 to 24. Losing team gets taxed by the IRS 100%, then droned."