"I'm not a rock star. Sure I am, to a certain extent because of the situation, but when kids ask me how it feels to be a rock star, I say leave me alone, I'm not a rock star. I'm not in it for the fame, I'm in it because I like to play." ~ Eddie Van Halen
"One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds." ~ Frank Zappa
"Commerce with all nations, alliance with none, should be our motto." ~ Thomas Jefferson
"If the present Congress errs in too much talking, how can it be otherwise in a body to which the people send one hundred and fifty lawyers, whose trade it is to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour?" ~ Thomas Jefferson
"He who knows nothing is closer to the truth than he whose mind is filled with falsehoods and errors." ~ Thomas Jefferson
The funniest thing about this sentence is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it.
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