Not a question of writing fan fiction. Just presenting a concrete example/s of better solutions than those offered. I find most people who complain about these things rarely have constructive criticism or better solutions, they just whinge. I figured maybe you were more in the first category than the second.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman