Good idea. A vegetarian diet is a luxury. Besides, we were given opposeable thumbs and canines for a reason! Plus we don't want food totalitarianism enforced by people who are more or less the equivalent of militant religious zealots but about food instead.
Arm pit smelling and flavored Popsicle made from the real thing for PETA people and telling them, "Well, at least it isn't animals!"
"I wasn't counting cards, I was cheating."
"Ugh. you give me hives."
"It's Tee-revor time!!!"