Here, take this Imaldi!!!
"The greater of the two powers relies on the servent and the master. The master is never the true master, but a servent of himself."
-Zork on The Bible
"In life, there are no dress rehersals and no practices. You just get out there and hope for the best, because life is not a practice, but the real thing ."
-Zork on Confidence
"No, I did not have an 'inappropriate' relationship with Monica Lewinski."
-Zork on Honesty
"Humans are agressive due to the fact that zing + zang= ying+ yang."
Zork on Philosphy