Yeah, I was there when the Pharaoh commissioned the Great Pyramids. I've swam with the sharks off the Great Barrier Reef, I've wrestled man-eating crocodiles in swamps of the Florida everglades. I've run with the dogs on the Ididarod Trail. I've fought lions on the plains of the Serengetti. I've seen the weird and wonderful monoliths an Stonehenge and understand their meaning. I have read the glyphs on the tombs of the Pharaohs and have deciphered them. I am the Biggest and the Baddest, the Hottest and the Hardest. I can out fly, out fight, out run and outswim any man or woman on this planet....
Anyone wanna buy some beachfront property in Kansas?
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