FIRE ALL CANNON!
*Boom!* (Fire, sparks, wood flying, etc.)
Mu-haw-haw-haw! No more pirates tonight, fellas! Good work. Now we can sip cognac on deck in peace...and let's get that treasure littering the deck cleared up!
Ah, how the screams of the drowning fill me with a sense of inner peace...
(Kidding. Drinking while sailing is dangerous and illegal. So is piracy.
"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."
--Imladil the Quick
"Does anyone have change for a loaf of bread?"