I'm sorry, -L., didn't mean to be mean. Really, I had a real bad day at work yesterday. I don't think you want to know the story. Let's leave it at that. Sorry, DeathCharge! But you do have to goo back to grammar school.
"The greater of the two powers relies on the servent and the master. The master is never the true master, but a servent of himself."
-Zork on The Bible
"In life, there are no dress rehersals and no practices. You just get out there and hope for the best, because life is not a practice, but the real thing ."
-Zork on Confidence
"No, I did not have an 'inappropriate' relationship with Monica Lewinski."
-Zork on Honesty
"Humans are agressive due to the fact that zing + zang= ying+ yang."
Zork on Philosphy