Bad idea: I'm more likely to befriend it and I have a 130 lb. wolf at home. I like dogs and dogs like me.
Hiring one of you people to use a golf club and go beat 8 tons of crap out of the derelict who keeps trying to break into my apartment when I'm not home.
We'll murder them all, amid laughter and merriment...except for the few we take home to experiment!
"I cant see S***! --YOU GO TO HELL!" --Tourettes guy