Ahem. Little one, we have arranged for you to receive confessions in the airlock.
We'll send you your first sinner in a minute or so. First we want to give you some privacy to put on robes, reach God or whatever...
CLACK! Hissssss--!
Tee-hee. Who dares me to push the button...?
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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."
--Imladil the Quick
"Does anyone have change for a loaf of bread?"
--Little Jimmy