Originally Posted by RoyTordesLegend
As we have a couple of new registrants to the forum, I want to know their opinion on how we successfully achieved time travel....
We went to the past by flying around the earth in the direction opposite of its natural rotation at the speed of light plus one.
We went to the future by ingesting the cookies to be found at Rihanna's pool house.
And we can also freeze time by stuffing a dollar bill in the parking meter.
'Pretty swallow, cut open the dawn so the sun may rise on this day.'
--Some long-eared freak with a sword
Zoom's spaceshuttle landing video
(This is what happens when you let a rebel fighter pilot land expensive government hardware...)