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Old 04-13-2014, 09:50 AM   #88
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Originally Posted by Zoom Rabbit View Post
We went to the past by flying around the earth in the direction opposite of its natural rotation at the speed of light plus one.

We went to the future by ingesting the cookies to be found at Rihanna's pool house.

And we can also freeze time by stuffing a dollar bill in the parking meter.
Yup, that about wraps it up
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