"Flying rats" - is that actually a thing? I thought my brother was the only one who called them that! O.o
Ah, fond memories of a Trafalgar Square that used to welcome pigeons.
-It appears to be a rubber chicken with a pulley.
-It's actually real.
-It's a real rubber chicken?
-No, it's a real chicken.
-A real chicken... made of rubber?
-NO, it's a REAL CHICKEN, NO RUBBER.
-What is it for?
-You eat rubber chickens?!!
~~A Vampyre Story~~