well, i find that since monkeys don't wear clothes, and due to their primitive brain structure, monkeys cannot comprehend the task of "flashing". Therefore it is mentally and physically impossible for monkeys to walk up and flash someone. Not to mention that the sign he has flashes black lettering, which means that it an LCD or plasma display screen, which is advanced technology for a monkey to be hanging around his neck, not to mention there is no visible power source. how can we be expected to AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *gets tossed out of a window*
sorry folks, that was my evil more literal twin.