I thought Wicket's post was funny as hell personally. I mean its only a few days untill you get it, take it easy. Anyway, good job Wicket, I am entertained, and the rest of you should be too.
[Edit - Stormy - inflammatory remarks removed. ]
"If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song."