This thread is apparently a hoax...and Wicket the Ewok
has apologised in another thread.
I have to say, this kind of thing being posted this soon before the game is due for release is a bit unfair on the other members who visit these boards. If it had been posed on April 1st...well, fair's fair. But as can be seen by the inflammatory remarks that have started to appear in this thread - now deleted - (and ran rife in the other thread), it only breeds ill-feeling.
So, if any other joking threads of this nature are posted prior to the game's release, they will simply be locked or deleted - like this one.