Famous battle scenes if acted out in the Jedi Outcast universe:
[LH]LuKe: WTF n00b **** you
VaDER hEAD: Saber only so **** you
[LH]LuKe: WTF OMG OMG OMG OMG y ou just slice doff my hand you ***** LOL
VaDER hEAD: say omg a couple more times fag
[LH]LuKe: Ach! Indignation! Let's wildly throw our sabers around some more and use cool moves in aggresive acts of fluctuating hops and prances
VadER hEAD: He he he fag im going to throw you over that **** with grip
[LH]LuKe: yeah give it to me *****
Saber light is reflected on the walls.
[LH]LuKe: i must use my attack button as fast as i can and jump around a lot
VaDER hEAD: Dude hang on i gotta go eat dinner
VaDER hEAD: YOU FAG I HAD MY SABER OFF
I don't even have it in me to finish this thing.
Insert a witty and thought-provoking quote here, I can't think of any.