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Old 04-14-2002, 11:00 PM   #7
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Famous battle scenes if acted out in the Jedi Outcast universe:

[LH]LuKe: WTF n00b **** you
VaDER hEAD: Saber only so **** you

Sizzle.

[LH]LuKe: WTF OMG OMG OMG OMG y ou just slice doff my hand you ***** LOL
VaDER hEAD: say omg a couple more times fag
[LH]LuKe: Ach! Indignation! Let's wildly throw our sabers around some more and use cool moves in aggresive acts of fluctuating hops and prances
VadER hEAD: He he he fag im going to throw you over that **** with grip

Sizzle.

[LH]LuKe: yeah give it to me *****

Saber light is reflected on the walls.

[LH]LuKe: i must use my attack button as fast as i can and jump around a lot

Clash, sizzle.

VaDER hEAD: Dude hang on i gotta go eat dinner

Sizzle.

VaDER hEAD: YOU FAG I HAD MY SABER OFF

........

I don't even have it in me to finish this thing.


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