Little fragile things kick people in the crotch. I don't kick people in the crotch, not even metaphorically.
Are you familiar with the advertizing slogan "satisfaction guaranteed"? Life isn't. The best way to fight it is do something about it. Certainly you care about Sam & Max more than I do. There should be a way for you to get it. Go figure. But if you want to be like me (though I'm sure you don't) you will direct your resources towards other benifits.