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Old 07-20-2000, 03:02 PM   #11
Obi Gon
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RougeOne that's old!! We had that posted in the "Star Wars universe" last summer!! Not to say that it's still not halarious...good ol' stick people...

Here's some funny stuff..

Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word "Pants" for key words:

* She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.

* Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

* The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.

* These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.

* I find your lack of pants disturbing.

* Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.

* TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?

* Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.

* A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.

* Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.

* You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.

* I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.

* You look strong enough to pull the pants off a Gundark.

* General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.

* Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops

* I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.

* Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.

* Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.

* We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.

* That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!

* Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!

* Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.

* Yesssss. The hate is swelling in your pants.

* Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong.
Especially one. . . Your sister!

* You are unwise to lower your pants!

* Luke. . . Help me take... these pants off.

Heh Heh...
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