"Hello, my name is Darth Maul, tough you wouldn't know if someone hadn't told you. I seem to forget to introduce myself throughout the entire film. My entire purpose, my motivation if you will, is to look menacing (pity I'm not better at it really) and have a funny two bladed lightsaber. I'm also supposed to fight two jedi at the end, some kind of cool fight they tell me. Frankly, I think that I'd do much better not turning up, my lifespan might be longer, and I would have less fanboys running after screaming 'I wanna double bladed lightsaber! I wanna double bladed lightsaber!'. Most irritating."
Sorry, but I really thought he was a waste of space. Even Count Pookie was better (he should have been though, Christopher Lee is the god of bad guys)