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Ummm...
*Sung as Metallus in the tune of "Goodbye" from the Rocky Horror Picture Show:
"Since the day Monkey Island came
(oh my my)
My life hasn't been the same
(oh why why)
These wild feelings, I just can't contain
(no lie lie)
Cuz I want to roam the tri-islands...
dressed like Elaine...
Give myself over...
To her sweet curvy polys...
Engage my dark fantasies...
Not allowed by ESRB...
* Audience is shocked as Metallus rips off his Guybrush pirate outfit to reveal Elaine's blouse and long skirt...
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Just kidding...
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* The "works" is a beating so intense, you'll pray for death.
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