Don't worry, that magazine is unknown to me, so it's not a scandal.
Oh yeah, now to revive Kurgan. *ZZZZZZP* CLEAR! *SHOCK!* Still nothing, let's try 110 volt *ZZZZP* CLEAR! *SHOCK* *machine goes blip, then silences again.* alright that does it, 10000 VOLT! *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZP, machine begins to smoke* CLEAR! *BOOM! and by the noise of the explosion, Kurgan stands up quicker then anyting you've ever seen before*
There, another satisfied customer!
Oh wait, he was fainting death, right???
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No!
I am your father.