[Darth Eggplant]

you should post a thread
called The Smoking Monkey;
like I have one for Calaverablanca
my fan site,
that way you can post updates
and let forum members know
what is happening to the
Jade Monkey with the Nicotine patch.

you are allowed some spam advertising
at the Blue Casket.

also your poems are *snap, snap*
groovy man,
they don't smell anything like
Oppression or Bacon.

you can stay a rugged individualist
if you like, or you could post them
in Pocky World.
your welcome to skulk in any time
you want bone daddy.