^ Nope, all the Joshes in Missouri are complete jerks.
< Gosh I'm so pissed off right now. You know the writer Chuck Palahniuk? He's freaking amazing but his new one Lullaby is horrible. It starts out strong but around 1/3 of the book, it begins to get extremely stupid and boring. A bad book can be extremely depressing to a book geek like me. Thanks, i just needed to get that out.
V Read Surviver. It is way better than Lullaby. Goddamnit palahniuk!!!
There's no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going. There's no knowing where we're rowing or which way the river's flowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes, the danger must be growing 'cause the rowers keep on rowing, and they're certainly not showing any signs that they are slowing. AAAGGHHH!!!