Available now, for a limited time...
The homemade low-yield nuclear device!*
Perfect for impressing your friends and superiors\subordinates at your next NRA\Klan\Scientology gathering!
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(* No guarantees against obliteration and\or irradiation of all life forms in a 5-15 mile radius.)