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Old 11-23-2002, 08:52 PM   #311
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"yes sir, we had a commanding officer, but he is knocked down, a civilian panicked when he heard the alarm and knocked him down the stairs"
*Chavo gets woken by a gaurd splashing cold water onto his face*
Gaurd: wake up spy
*Gaurd drags Chavo to interrogation room and straps him into a special interrogation chair*
Interoogator: this is quite a machine, whenever you lie, or i think you're lying you get a shock, whenever you say something we don't like, you get a shock. now, we know you're working with an NRI officer, who is it?
Chavo: I don't know his name
*Chavo gets shocked*

Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.

-Forum post on why Vader knew Luke was his son.
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