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Old 12-14-2002, 08:42 PM   #81
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*gaurds check cell to find it empty*
Gaurd: send message to Commander Ivan
*cherry bombs explode, soundig fire alarms*
Stormtrooper:what the??
*ST runs and sees fragments of cherry bombs*
Stormtrooper: ****y son of a...
*gaurd sends following message to Ivan*
"Commander: Chavez, the prisoner, has escaped. He sabotaged all of our combat-ready ships. There was a complete blackout which he used for his escape, he may be headed to the planet. We are currently preparing ships to chase him. "

Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.

-Forum post on why Vader knew Luke was his son.
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