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Old 01-03-2003, 05:40 AM   #93
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*jokemaster lands shuttle a little outside of town, grabs as a many rations as he can keep in his backpack and walks into town bar*
Chavez *to man in bar*:im looking for a resistance
Man: You're late, they left town a while ago
Chavez: You know where?
*man takes him outside and points twoard the direction where Beler and the rest went*
Chavez: thanks
*tracks the group to rock*
"Now let's see if I can get in there"
*starts looking for an entrance when suddenly a camoflauged net springs up, capture him and sound an alarm*

Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.

-Forum post on why Vader knew Luke was his son.

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