Bar Fight!!!

Death_Jedi · 06-08-2003, 09:36 AM

Well this is kinda an RPG game
Rules:
You have fights use any weapons you want and when u kill someone you say
Example: *Death Hits Dave over the head with a chair and puts him out for 3 posts*
You can put them out for any amount of posts but not over three

You with me?
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Death Grabs a chair leg and waits for someone to enter the bar

pHILBRUSH · 06-08-2003, 10:40 AM

*pHILBRUSH stabs death in the toe with a smashed grog bottle,
puts him out for 2 posts*

P.S. can't it be up to ten posts?!
-pHILBRUSH

Feral · 06-08-2003, 11:08 AM

*Feral kicks Philbrush in the nads, putting him out for one post*

Das Mole · 06-08-2003, 11:29 AM

*mole plucks feral's feathers leaving him out for one post*

btw-i was going to say plucks feathres and then breaks wings, but i thought that'd be way too cruel. plus, the appropriate time amount for that would be 5, but since we can't go over three...

pHILBRUSH · 06-08-2003, 11:36 AM

*punches Mole in d**k killing him for the next two posts*
Muhahaaa!!!!

btw-Death, if you're awake yet, could it be up to 10 posts instead?!

-pHILBRUSH

Natty · 06-08-2003, 12:04 PM

10 posts would be more fun

*gives pHILBRUSH a wedgie and puts him out for 3posts*

Das Mole · 06-08-2003, 12:10 PM

i don't want to do anything to natty, she's so nice! well, okay.

*gives natty lots of drinks, puts a spider in her house, she goes through the whole incident again and it humiliates her, putting her out for two posts*

**Huz** · 06-08-2003, 05:31 PM

Huz drops a hydrogen bomb in The Harbour, putting everybody out ~~indefinitely~~ for three posts.

pHILBRUSH · 06-08-2003, 05:37 PM

now no one can play. CHEATER! *cuts off Huz's nose, putting him out for 3 posts*

-pHILBRUSH

Joshi · 06-08-2003, 05:46 PM

Uses quazar blasters to obliterate pHILBRUSH putting him out forever. What, no quazar blasters in the bar? Okay, broken bottle in the neck, two posts.

Das Mole · 06-08-2003, 06:07 PM

well, don't want to do anything to neil either, but whatever.

*throws dart at neil, hits him in the heel, disabling his ability to walk and putting him out for two posts*

Al-back from the BigWhoop · 06-08-2003, 08:59 PM

*gets das to follow AL up a stairs. Presses the button making the stairs flat and thus impeding him to post before 2*
(yeah, i think up to 5 or 10 would be more fun)

Al-back from the BigWhoop · 06-08-2003, 08:59 PM

*gets das to follow AL up a stairs. Presses the button making the stairs flat and thus impeding him to post after 2*
(yeah, i think up to 5 or 10 would be more fun)

Alia · 06-09-2003, 02:57 AM

*shoots Al a swift, venomous glance. He falls to the floor in terror and cannot look up for two posts.* Grrr.

(Feel lucky, kid. Could have been MUCH worse. --- If we allow ten posts, then we'll all be out in a bit, effectively killing the game.)

Das Mole · 06-09-2003, 11:08 AM

*throws pictures of jewel and heidi klum at captain andy, seriously hurting her, and leaving her out for two posts. actually, make that three because they're so much more beautiful than her, which demeaned her badly*

pHILBRUSH · 06-09-2003, 02:18 PM

*Gives Das picture of naked Jewel Kilcher, putting him out for 1 post*

-pHILBRUSH

Joshi · 06-09-2003, 02:55 PM

Gives pHILBRUSH a video of Yoda in a low key porn movie putting him out for ten posts (or three, whichever)

Das Mole · 06-09-2003, 04:15 PM

*hands neil a copy of the not-released-yet-and-probably-will-never-be ultra super mega deluxe hyper-cool gigantic edition of paint shop pro where you actually get to be a painter in a 3d interactive world of fun, leaving him out for 3 turns*

Al-back from the BigWhoop · 06-09-2003, 07:22 PM

*doesnt post, preventing pHILBRUSH to post.

get it?*

Joshi · 06-09-2003, 07:31 PM

Das, yours didn't work because i absolutely deteste PSP beyond all reason and therefore wouldn't care if a new version came out.

Das Mole · 06-09-2003, 07:44 PM

, i mean,

well, whudevu (that's how i'm gonna spell whatever from now on).

then:

*hands neil a copy of the not-released-yet-and-probably-will-never-be ultra super mega deluxe hyper-cool gigantic edition of (insert neil's favorite painting program thingy here) where you actually get to be a painter in a 3d interactive world of fun, leaving him out for 3 turns*

Alia · 06-09-2003, 09:18 PM

*makes Das watch his own Madly Rotating Avatar for 30 seconds, effectively shutting down any semblance of brain function for three posts*

Search your feelings, Das, you know I am the most beautiful woman you can ever imagine. Like, duh.

Death_Jedi · 06-14-2003, 09:16 AM

grabs a deers head off the wall and charges at captain andy and pinns him to the wall with its antlers for 3 posts

(and philbrush at the start u said 10 posts...thats a bit much.....5!
you can make the ...attack....on the person as harsh as you want and it could be out for even 1 post it dosnt matter but now 5 is the limit.....no 6)

madmonkeygal! · 06-14-2003, 03:11 PM

Hmm, I'm not normally a violent person but...

*takes out lightsabre and starts attacking death jedi wildly, putting him out for 3 posts*

*James Isaac* · 06-14-2003, 04:22 PM

*takes out voodoo doll of madmonkeygal, and starts poking it with a pin, putting madmonkey out for 2 posts*

brief · 06-15-2003, 08:17 AM

*Takes out Happy Fun Ball™ from its security package and tosses it towards james_isaac, only to have it bounced back from an invisible wall, taking himself out for three posts*

Das Mole · 06-15-2003, 02:09 PM

wait...uh...then...i'm confused.

*becomes extremely confused and his very wide bubble of confusion spreads out for a 2 post radius, engulfing james and seriously confusing him, knocking him out for three posts*

madmonkeygal! · 06-15-2003, 03:17 PM

*Pours molten nacho cheese onto Das, putting him out for 2 posts* (I've been waiting to do that all day... waiting to get back into the game and tip nacho cheese over someone's head, I mean, anyones!)

Alia · 06-15-2003, 06:15 PM

I love the words "madly rotating."

Take that, encroaching newbie!!

*places madmonkeygal on Madly Rotating Nacho Cheese Melter without lid and watches her (and pasteurized process cheese food) fly everywhere! A wall hits her and knocks her out for three posts.*

That was fun.

Das Mole · 06-16-2003, 01:56 PM

*gives captain andy a neon sign that says madly rotating all over it, leaving her there distracted and stranding her for 3 posts*

SamNMax · 06-16-2003, 09:17 PM

*Sam burns Mole with a lit candle, leaving him out for 2 posts.

brief · 06-17-2003, 07:44 PM

*Runs through the thread tossing fruit around, knocking out SamNMax for one post*

madmonkeygal! · 06-18-2003, 08:29 AM

*madmonkeygal, who is in an exceptionally pissed off mood today, cos nobody loves her, punches brief in the face, using all her rage and frustration against him and knocking him out for 2 posts.*

Alia · 06-18-2003, 02:33 PM

*experiences a small conscience-attack concerning the nacho cheese incident*

I know! Let's go get ice cream!

*madmonkeygal and Andy leave in a flying car to get ice cream, both are gone for two posts*

Oh yeah, it's a bar fight.

*kicks brief in the head on the way out*

Nah, I'll let you live. See ya later!

RoyTordesLegend · 06-19-2003, 09:54 AM

Roy Tordes - The Legend, picks up a chair and starts waving it about menacingly....just as he's about to start 'kicking some ass' (poor donkey!), he slips on a stray copy of Monkey Island, and cracks his head on the spitoon as he falls....
.....zzzzz

Das Mole · 06-19-2003, 01:41 PM

that made no sense...

*becomes extremely confused, adding to the remainder of confusion from last time, knocking out the next poster for 10 posts* (the highest yet!!! yeah!!!)

RoyTordesLegend · 06-19-2003, 02:24 PM

Roy...gets up - congratulates Das Mole for being a man of taste (preferring MI1 + MI2 to MI3 and MI4), catches him with his guard down, and drop kicks him into a table (oooh!)

Das Mole · 06-19-2003, 02:54 PM

you never specified an amount of time that i was out...

*drops roy out of a 157.893206 story window, leaving him out for 3 posts*

Alia · 06-19-2003, 03:11 PM

*comes back with chocolate ice cream all over her face*

Mmm, that was delicious. Here Das, I got some for you.

*gives Das poisoned ice cream cone. He falls to the floor, writhing in agony and remains so for two posts*

SamNMax · 06-19-2003, 09:30 PM

*Sam taps Andy on the shoulder, then when she looks to see who it is, Sam acts like it wasn't him, doing this for two posts*