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Old 07-08-2003, 07:05 PM   #1
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Story Game

Everyone add their own chunk until we have a huge novel which could be published and earn us $$'s

I'll start it....

The air was clammy (!?!), Captain Andy lay in her bed......
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Old 07-08-2003, 07:47 PM   #2
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..and while she was laying in the bed like this she recognized the air wasnt that clammy at all, so..


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Old 07-08-2003, 09:56 PM   #3
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....she turned up the heat, got a spray bottle and created a kind of fake humidity, before......
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Old 07-09-2003, 12:16 PM   #4
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...she realized that there was a novel being written about her in the Games forum. With that shocking bit o' info in mind, she said to her buddies Roy and Ray, "Oh no, where is this going?" To which they said.....


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Yes, Andy it would be easier if you were a mod, then you could supress these peoples free mind and stop them doing it. But in your case my advice to you is: ask Roy .. he even knows how to help mum. But Andy just replies in a dry way "I am not right sure, Ray, Roy may come up with some more humidity, and i dont want to get wet all over my body." "Whats so bad about it?", Ray asked and smiles to Roy. ..


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Old 07-09-2003, 01:27 PM   #6
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Andy ignored the look and answered, "because I just don't like it. Heat and humidity are all very well, but I do prefer to go sailing in my pirate ship!" With that, she put on her pirate garb and went out sacking and pillaging, all the while laughing maniacally.

Ray and Roy were appalled. So they decided to go get ice cream. But on the way over.........


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....Ray and Roy bumped into Das Mole.....who was confused as usual. Something was not right about Das. Ray thought he was wearing womens underwear again, and was just a bit fidgety, but Roy knew from the look in his eye that...
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....he had been thinking! The shock nearly knocked Roy down. He could not believe such a thing.

"What are you thinking of, Das?" he asked.

"Really complicated philosophical quandaries," replied the boy. "And monkeys."

"Oh."

And with that, Roy Tordes and Ray Jones began their

QUEST FOR THE REAL DAS MOLE.

(fade in adventurous music)

.......


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...then begins long, Mi-stlye cut-scene introduction with credits...


"Blah,blah,blah,blah,blah.Savvy?"
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...they'll never find me! hahahahahahaha!

and of course, that wasn't the real me. me, think? yeah, right. good luck on your quest. i'll be hiding. *cough* in the harbor *cough*

well, see you later! heeeyy...this gives me an idea. *makes new hopefully interesting game*
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Old 07-10-2003, 04:18 PM   #11
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.. Ray suddenly interrupts .. "WAIT Andy.. Roy and me .. we cannot go to quest real DAS MOLE. Roy has holidays .. and i am suffered from nothing .. so no way.. unless we have the chance to.. ", "Yeah", Roy comes up and *wanz* has a neckreck for Ray, "unless.."

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*trabbtrabbtrabb*

"unless.." ..



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Old 07-15-2003, 09:47 AM   #12
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Roy comes back after his absence, beats up the fake Das Mole and goes to sleep.......
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Old 07-15-2003, 10:19 AM   #13
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world health organization.

..
Roy was sleeping. Andy and Ray grabbed their chance, sneaked in and started to paint Roy black.

.. meanwhile ..

Roy, dreaming he his Roy Black, a famous german folksinger, starts to sing *sings* Mmmmmoooleee i beat you up coz youre just an oolllldddeeee .. bastardooo, like Largooo, stealing my GAAAAAAAAAMEEEEs consense and overrrr the next hence you jump and SEEELLL it as your OOOOOWWWWNN yyyyyyyyuuuunkkkk!!!! *stopps singing* Roy stops singing coz Andy put her slip (and i mean a REAL SEXY ONE -- huuu i could fetish this .. ) into his mouth. Err... however Ray is total greedy and jealously (splel me feral) punches Roy back to his bed.. but that after that he calmed down: "Hey, that wasnt right, poor sleeping Roy. I was awake while she was doing that." .. *smiles satisfied*


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Old 07-16-2003, 01:44 PM   #14
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Roy realises that this is in fact another imposter - this time a fake Ray (shock horror), the clue being that even the real Ray isn't this much oversexed!!!!

Roy takes Ray out with some rapid hand movements, straps him and his carcass to a Ford Fiesta along with some dynamite, starts the engine and places a brick on the accelerator....bye Ray!!!!!..........BOOOOMMMMMM....

Roy sits back expecting to see some springs, circuit boards and other evil robot imposter type bits, but all he sees is bits of liver, kidney, brain........ooohhh ssshhhheeettt, that actually WAS Ray!!!!

Oh Ray.....you're dead and can never post on the forum again..........noo.....(nnnnnooooo!!!!!!!!!!)
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Old 07-16-2003, 02:32 PM   #15
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sperminator..

suddenly all these organ parts began to move towards each other ..

*fantastic rendered morphingscene*

*speaks with slight austrian accent*

Roy, it's like i always said in this forum.. i'll BE back..



ps. could you like .. give me these underpanties..?


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Andy slowly approached the newly reassembled Roy and poked him really hard. He jumped up and yelped.

"It's him all right," she said, confirming the obvious. "You can have whatever you want. Give him the panties, Roy."

"No!" said Roy indignantly. "I want to keep them ALL!"

"MORTAL FOOL!" Ray screamed with rage. "BOW TO ME AND GIVE ME THE PANTIES BEFORE I BLAST YOU!"

They started to tussle, Ray used his newfound superhuman strength to twist Roy's arm.

"Stupid boys," Andy sighed, exasperated. She got out a fire hose and sprayed them thoroughly. Just then....


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Roy knew at that moment that the only panties he wanted were Andys!!! In one stunning movement he ripped them off. Something wasn't right though.......
.....the tastful lacy thong just wasn't Andy's style......Roy knew that he should really be holding a huge tent like pair of pink/yellow/blue striped or spotted undies with enough elastic to build a super catapult (that having been Roys plan - to construct a super weapon using only Knickers and lumps of wood!!).
Roy then noticed something else, a painful detail this new imposter had forgotten to notice. Andys huge bush, almost Ronald McDonald wig like in appearance had been replaced by a button and it was flashing.

....err newly reassembled Ray - can you do the honours with the button mate???
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Old 07-18-2003, 10:49 AM   #18
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*presses button*
huuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiii. Oh, Laydey.

..
In a voyeurous moment Ray slapped Roy that hard.. he couldnt even remember of his own avatar anymore .. so Ray just has to go on and take Andy Panties .. but then he recognizes .. Roy already was wearing it. Put this off Poopoohead .. it's mine, Andy said i can wear it .. But then again Ray remembers...

*presses button again*

huuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiii.. Heyheyhey. dont do this at home kids..

.. and suddenly Andy said .. dont worry Ray you can have another one from me..

So they helped up Roy who still was confused a bit, together they now on the way to....


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.......world peace.

After a lot of very hard work and vicious diplomacy, everyone in the world was completely peaceful. There was no fighting, anywhere.

That is, until Roy and Ray began to fistfight on the edge of a cliff.

"Hrm, that looks dangerous." thought Andy. Just then, she realized that they were battling for her love. Apparently this had been an issue between them ever since they started these adventures.

There was a giant crack of lightning and....


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The Planet Exploded.

But then God felt sorry and re-started the universe again.


I AM DARTH VULGER MOTHERFU*KER OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!
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In the new restarted universe Das Mole wasn't confused anymore, Andy didn't dress like a common tart, Ray didn't have a blow up doll addiction, Roy wasn't quite as cool, and Reaper Girl and Darth Vulger were an item.

Roy decided that a game of snooker was in order....but who could he play?
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'mey' said Ray and so they stepped up to the table.. 'but first lets turn the volume down here' Ray shouted .. 'ahh much better now' .. Ray took the cue .. 'HERE' and threw it over to Roy. .. That stupid guy didnt catched it. 'F###' . .. he couldnt speak it out befor it all was too late, by the same time Andy already had recognized that it had fallen DIRECT onto the self-destruction-button wich are wide spreaden in THIS universe.. for our unlucky heroes self destruct with the next seconds wasnt stoppable anymore...

So couple of meaningless timeeras later .. the UNIVERS returns ..

and this time RAY has his ADDICTION to blow up dolls .. and Roy is only wearing G-Strings (dont be bothered.. Ray is wearing NOTHING underneath) .. and andy always has enough SLIPS (sexy ones andy, for real sure!!) for ROY and RAY ..


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Ray hadn't noticed, but somehow the snooker bat from the last universe had arrived in this new universe.

Roy grabbed the bat, smacked Ray around the head with it, and noticed that the air was once again clammy....
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"Damn," Andy remarked as she reclined on the bad. "I was kind of liking that tasteful sweater/jeans outfit I had on in the other universe." She noticed the rising humidity with dismay and began to reflect on what a big day it had been.

Outside two weirdos began a fistfight.

(the end?)


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....not quite the end.....

Roy admires Andys jugs from afar......
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...and Reaper Girl, who has mysteriously survived the universe being restarted twice, spies on Roy from afar, and in turn...


"Blah,blah,blah,blah,blah.Savvy?"
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......Mr Wase, his old teacher from the special classes all those years ago, returned clasping a large ruler. In the background, Wase's large chested Schoolgirl Bride was chuckling. Wase had somehow become a cyborg after all these years, and had modelled some of his robotic functions on those of one of the many 'fake' Das Moles'. Thus Wase appeared to be 'confused'.

All of a sudden Ray Jones appeared, tripped over the by now naked Reaper Girl (???!? - well got to liven it up somehow!! ), and clubbed Wase round the head with his 'Black Mambo Missy Marmalade' blow up doll. The doll which Ray had previously inflated with an unknown gas (possibly his own gas) exploded, taking out Wase, his Teenage Bride, and set fire to Reaper Girls pile of clothes. Luckily for her, it also took out the window of the nearby 'Clown Supply Shop'. Reaper Girl grabbed some comedy inflating underwear, some ultra baggy slacks and a string vest.

.....all of a sudden the air became clammy (#!?), Roy could detect the presence of something nearby.....Ray thought this could be down to last nights curry, but Reaper Girl was more in tune, "I know what it is" she exclaimed....."Its the.........."


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"evil, disgusting, slimy, cheap martha stewart!" they could smell the blackened christmas turkey in the air. "come here, guys," martha said to ray, roy, and reaper girl. as they stepped forward, there was a flash of red in martha's eyes, but nobody saw. "here, i'm going to chip off some of this black, and look at that beautiful mahogany brown color of that turkey."

"we're not stupid," stated reaper girl. "we know you've poisoned it."
"maybe so, but at least i don't look like a clown, bitch!" screeched martha.
"what?!" exclaimed reaper girl. "that's it, you're going down."
in the heat of the catfight, martha took a fork and stabbed the inflatable underwear. reaper girl gasped. "that does it. we're taking this to a very high court of law. we're going to..."

------------------------

"now what happened?" asked jerry springer.
"she stabbed my inflatable underwear from the clown supply shop!"
"hmm...well, let's bring her out! here's martha!" the crowd began to boo and jeer.
"oh, shut the **** up you asses!" martha stepped onto the stage and took the other chair.
"now, why did you stab her underwear?"
"she threatened me and said i poisoned the turkey!"
"i never threatened you!" reaper girl said.
"oh, yeah, right, you just don't want to get in trouble on national t.v., you little priss!"
"well, you're the one sitting around baking cookies, turkeys and cakes all day, and then you go and make ottomans out of walnut shells, and you're calling me a priss?"
"oh, you're going down you *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*" martha charged at reaper girl, who stayed calm, cool, and collected. she was stopped by one of the many bodyguards.
"now," jerry began, "we're going to settle this with a nice match of naked mud wrestling. the winner is the one who can knock out the other one first and make sure she stays knocked out for at least 10 seconds. actually, let's make it mud and jello."

reaper girl and martha entered the ring and began to fight. the first blow was landed...
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...And hit RG in the head. And the Reaper Girl woke up out of her long jasmine tea trip, and releized she was in a mud 'n jello fight with martha stewart.
"Whoa." she dumbly uttered, and, at the speed of light, put the silly clown clothes back on as so to dissapoint the perverts.
But while she was getting dressed, Martha's eyes turned red and she transformed into the hideous demon thingy she was, with a pair of craft scissors and a red hot glue gun for hands.
"CRAP!" RG cried. But she had a trick up her clown sleeves. She procceded to summon the...


"Blah,blah,blah,blah,blah.Savvy?"
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......Lords of Retro Fashion, who proceeded to attack Ray, Roy and Das with a 'Saturday Night Fever' blast.....

....so now the boys are standing there dressed like John Travolta. Das wrythes around in the floor in agony while Ray and Roy smile, high five and reach for the stereo. Conveniently a copy of 'Night Fever' by the Bee Gees is in the CD Player.........the play button is pressed...........amongst the high pitched singing (By Ray and Roy as well as the Bee Gees), Das Nole works himself up into a terrible rage......"Nooooooooo I cannot die in a white suit..........I NEED to wear my khaki shorts!!!!!!!". Das drop kicks Martha into the crowd. Martha is immediately set upon by the Jerry Springer influenced crowd who rip her to pieces before the bodyguards can get near. Almost immediately the crowd errupts into the usual and very predictable chats of "Jeeerry, Jeerrry". Everyone bar Martha, who is now dust, sits down, although Das is crying because he's just realised he also has John Travoltas boufant hair. Ray and Roy are giving each other high fives for the same reason......Jerry calms down the crowd....and asks Reaper Girl....

"Wow, emotions were high, so why do you think that was so passionate?"

After some crying and a large silence, Reaper Girl admits that its because she is married to some country guy with a huge moustache and that Martha was actually her lesbian lover and they were planning to run away to Equador..........(same old Jerry Springer story).

.....suddenly a flash of light, the crowd dissapears, but Jerry and the bodyguards start to twitch uncontrollably........


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"uh oh" Ray mentioned whilst he was pointing to jerry and his guys.. "see that roy?? i've seen this only one time in my life.. and i only survived coz i took some innocent person to shield myself from a huge blast ..
i think we better duck down so that mole will get the blast to his face." Roy and Ray are ducking down. Ray turns to das mole .. and recognizes that the always confused mole does what he usually alway is doing in such myserious situations.. "d'oh" he say. "my shoe is open" so he kneels down to tie his bootlace.

*bb.. bbbbb. bbboOOOOOoouUUum*

and the whole scene goes up to the sky..

Roy, Das and Ray where looking to the sky .. and they could not believe it. Martha Stewards was there, ALIVE, gliding on some huge parachute which she had produced quickly from her underpanties.
And she was now colored silvern metallic.. which leaves just one clue. She must be some hellborne android machine send from future to fill the world up with pain and acetone-like breath. That and panties as big as parachutes.

Meanwhile Reaper Girl appeared. She has still nothing to cloth (except for these NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE panties.. ) on her body. But it was ok since she was covered with mud over and over. As she stepped up she said:
"look what i've found." and showed a strange obviously broken thing, made of metal and wood.

"Crap" Ray yelled .. we are in big trouble now. "Do you see this?" Roy
and Das looked. They all shrugged.
"The universal restart lever.. Oh no. we never can restart again if its getting to boring or das is too confused to find useful words." Roy cried. Ray agreed. "Yeah. that AND Martha Steward over there.. er.. there .. ??? hey.. where did she touched the ground..??"

Our fellows really facing deep **** right now, everything within a range of 10 kilometers i blown away, reaper girl is not really naked, das confused and to make things worse the've lost sight of the hellborne android machine Martha Steward.

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....but all of a sudden Das finds his khaki shorts and uses them to open up an escape portal....in fact two escape portals, one for each leg of the shorts......

.....Das, Ray, Reaper Girl and Roy now have a choice - stay and face an uncertain future, or escape through one of the portals.....

....they have two choices, one portal appears to be a black desolate land with dead trees, a howling wind and storms - the other appears to be a green and pleasant land....but all may not be as it first seems....

.....they choose to go.........


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..."I don't know about you whackos, but i'm going to the happy land!" Reaper Girl yelled. "See ya!"

"Wait," Ray said, not wanting to lose site of the panties with his Xray vison, "It's not as it seems. The dark 'n stormy place could be really the portal to the happy place, and visa versa."

So they all go to the dark and stormy place. But really...


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....Reaper Girl is dreaming of an intimate liason with Ray. Unfortunately for Reaper Girl, Das Mole has talked Ray round to liking khaki shorts, and Ray refuses to touch RG without her first taking off all her clothes and wearing Das's shorts on her head. Since Das wont part with the shorts, that scuppers the liason, so both are rather unhappy, Das is confused - only Roy has a clear head......

.....suddenly out of nowhere, Das's interlectually superior evil little brother jumps out of the shadows and kidnaps Reaper Girl........Ray desperaterly wants to chase after him, but cant do it without her first wearing Das's khaki shorts.......and Das wont part with them....


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Old 08-04-2003, 04:01 PM   #35
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"get the **** out of here!" das yelled at his little brother. "you're ruining our slightly exciting, slightly boring story! go away!"
"okay..." so he went away.
"now," ray said, "you must give reaper girl your shorts."
"never! can't you see? these portals are what they look like. the happy one is the happy one. the dark one is the evil one. this isn't some kind of strange paradoxical metaphor to personify the meaning of life! there's no hidden description to why the portals are extreme differential ratios. or something. this is what it is. you need to wake up from your dream world(s) guys. this is reality."
"wow." they all said in unison, amazed at how different that was, especially coming from das.
"now let's go. we're going to happyland," das stated. they all entered the portal to happyland, and the portal closed behind them. they so fields filled with flowers and bunny rabbits, with little butterflies skipping around.
as they all went to take a step forward, ray felt a strange lurking around them. "wait!" he warned them. "don't move." they could hear movement in the bushes. there was a shadow lurking around.
and out of the darkness came the martha stewart android, hot
glue guns and needles ablaze. "hello. welcome to the corner of pay and back." the hot glue came shooting rapidly out of the hot glue guns, and needles began shooting out of her mouth. "ha ha ha!"
a few needles landed in reaper girl's right cheek. "aaahh!!! nooo!!! i hate acupuncture!"
the glue hit a few dead leaves on the ground, starting a wildfire. "let's see you stop that!" and with that, martha flew away into the sky.
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until, unlooked for and unexpected, an airplane flys out from its hidden spot in the bushes and crushes martha, face, head, and invisable legs all. After the madness, Ernil jumps out of the bushes after escaping from jail that morning with only a pair of panties and a bikini top. All others watch him confusingly (who the HELL IS this guy?) Amidst the confusion, Ernil runs out of there realising that all of these ridiculous people used to be obsessed with panties...but that was a few universes ago...right....a few martha stewarts ago...c'mon guys....quit looking at me like that....the panties aren't THAT nice....

*Ernil makes a terrible attempt to book it out of there, and trips over nothing.*

None of that matters, though, because Das Mole was busy tearing apart his small yet useful....


"Hammer and tongs! I am so torn between rage and joy, that if I do not burst, it will be a marvel!"
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Old 08-09-2003, 05:13 PM   #37
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...manual of style.
"why are you doing that?" asked ray.
"because, i have to rip this apart into tiny pieces, then give it to a clown. that should open another portal to get us out of this hellish otherworld."
"but where are we supposed to get a clown?"
"here. take this." reaper girl handed ray a clown suit.
"where'd you get this from?" ray wondered.
"well, where do you think? obviously it was in the clown supply shop."
"but if they took away your clothes, then how did you still have this?"
"never mind. just put it on."
"okay, i'm done. i'll throw this stylish confetti on you now, ray." das stated. and after he tossed up the very limited amount they had...

it missed ray. not a single shred hit him.
"oh, great, i missed! now how are we supposed to get out of here?"
"look, over there!" reaper girl said. "it's a...
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.....huge pair of panties!! (doh!)


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Old 08-10-2003, 02:01 PM   #39
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"Thank God!" Screams Roy. "I'll just get naked, then put these panties on...and...here we go." He states. There he stands, with nowhere to go, and oddly, nothing happening.
As he waits and thinks...nearly naked except for an overly large pair of panties, who does he see but the one person he didn't want to walk by in the whole world...

(P.S....Roy...you're new avatar scares the bajeezes out of me. its...pretty.)


"Hammer and tongs! I am so torn between rage and joy, that if I do not burst, it will be a marvel!"

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Old 08-10-2003, 09:39 PM   #40
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....that person was Das Mole......

Roy, clearly being confused, was not helped by the always confused Das.......who is clinging to his khaki shorts in case Roy tries to pinch them.......

.....all of a sudden Ray Jones struts up and says......


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