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Old 02-08-2004, 07:30 AM   #1
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Change your Sexual Preferences.

Once, I was a lesbian. Then, I saw this picture:



Yes, guys, I know it is hard to resist turning gay now. I should have shown Meksilon that picture.

Anyway, Discuss! You can talk about his goddamn hotness, or his lovely eyes, or his fedora, or Indy IV or whatever. And feel free to walk out of the closet, or switch closets, or whatever.


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Old 02-08-2004, 11:09 AM   #2
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Theres an old man who lives in my town who wears Indys exact costume (except gun and whip). Its quite funny to see.


I'm really Monkey-_
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Old 02-08-2004, 11:49 AM   #3
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i met this guy..


yesterday.



in my living room.





..

digitally remastered.



he was soooo cool when he shot this swordsman.





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Old 02-08-2004, 01:06 PM   #4
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I think this thread would be more aptly titled Adjust Your Sexual Preferences.


The man who hesitates goes home with jack. And his kids hate him.
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Old 02-08-2004, 02:15 PM   #5
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Why? They practically mean the same thing. Adjust just sounds like a little change.


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Old 02-08-2004, 03:24 PM   #6
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I can't understand girls. You're attracted to boys.




Look at us boys! Loot at HIM! He's dirty, sweaty, hairy, and I'll bet he smells. What attracts you?




I'm sure I'd be a lesbian if I were a girl. It only makes sense.


"Hammer and tongs! I am so torn between rage and joy, that if I do not burst, it will be a marvel!"
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Old 02-08-2004, 05:51 PM   #7
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wait..yuf...huh?

whatever.

Someone once confessed to me that she was a lesbian. I sorta got scared, until she said "You're not my type." blah. I haven't seen her in a while...

I never understand how you can tell who is what. My friends or family are always like "Look at that! She/he is sooo...". And I'm always like "huh?". Unless, of course, its blatant. But otherwise....

People are weerrrd...
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Old 02-08-2004, 05:58 PM   #8
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He's breathtaking. Simply breathtaking.









I'd like to announce I'm still straight, but DAMN.



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Old 02-08-2004, 08:20 PM   #9
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I might wish I looked like him, but that is as far as it goes.


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Old 02-08-2004, 09:10 PM   #10
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I might wish I looked like him, but that is as far as it goes.
Love me.


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Old 02-08-2004, 09:56 PM   #11
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Kingzjester says he is a 'vanilla' american. I think he means he's really sweet and cool and he really wants to lick him all over, like Vanilla Ice Cream. So I guess I have gayified Kingzjester already.

Speaking of Kingz, don't believe everything that you read in the papers. But do believe what you read on the Church of Tim.


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Old 02-08-2004, 10:44 PM   #12
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I might wish I looked like him, but that is as far as it goes.
When did you leek over from Aresen? Do you plan to help me get Aresen to invade here again?


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Old 02-09-2004, 02:06 AM   #13
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Wait, on the other thread, you wanted us to invade there, but here you want them to invade us. Make up your mind you backstabbing looney!


Just because people think what I say don't make sense, doesn't mean I don't like popsicles.
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Old 02-09-2004, 03:23 AM   #14
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A MI invasion of ARESEN could only end in sudden death for Ernil.


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Old 02-09-2004, 04:05 AM   #15
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In that case....what are we waiting for?!


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Old 02-09-2004, 06:24 AM   #16
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let's wait for ray.


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Old 02-09-2004, 06:19 PM   #17
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Thanks to this insightful thread I now play on both field halves, the image is now placed in my Daily Operation folder.
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Old 02-09-2004, 08:44 PM   #18
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where's ray? we have plans.


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Old 02-09-2004, 08:58 PM   #19
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Yuf, you know that Harrison's pretty old now, right? He doesn't look like that anymore.


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Old 02-09-2004, 09:25 PM   #20
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My girlfriend said she'd fully understand if I went gay for that...so yes, your point appears to be a valid one, Yuf...how does it feel?


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Old 02-09-2004, 10:22 PM   #21
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Yes, I know he's pretty old, that's why I used that picture. Besides, he's still hot as hell.

But that one picture is enough to doom the human race.


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Old 02-10-2004, 02:05 AM   #22
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How can it doom us? AS long as he sleeps with enough of the girls, there'll still be enough genes to go around for awhile.


Just because people think what I say don't make sense, doesn't mean I don't like popsicles.
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Old 02-10-2004, 03:58 AM   #23
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Oh man, it would be like, his duty to mankind.


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Old 02-10-2004, 04:19 AM   #24
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Simple Beauty




There's the Beauty




EDIT: Ok, I'll admit. He's a really good lookin' guy. The kind I'd want to be buds with.


"Hammer and tongs! I am so torn between rage and joy, that if I do not burst, it will be a marvel!"
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Old 02-10-2004, 04:26 AM   #25
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That artist clearly never heard the phrase, "Less is more".


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Old 02-10-2004, 05:42 PM   #26
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If I stop shaving, get covered with mud and worked up a good sweat,

Would I win your affections?


People who call me 'paranoid' are probably in on the plot.
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Old 02-10-2004, 05:58 PM   #27
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Do you know where Jamestown, Kilkenny is?


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Old 02-11-2004, 02:15 AM   #28
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Once I decided I was gonna go for the Indy 'five day unshaven' look. Unfortuneatly, I hardly looked any different, so I pretty much wasted my time.


Just because people think what I say don't make sense, doesn't mean I don't like popsicles.
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Old 02-11-2004, 04:13 AM   #29
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That picture.. it belongs in a museum.

P.S. Ah, the five day unshaven look...


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Old 02-11-2004, 05:47 PM   #30
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If I stop shaving, get covered with mud and worked up a good sweat,

Would I win your affections?



I'm not hearing no......


People who call me 'paranoid' are probably in on the plot.
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Old 02-11-2004, 05:50 PM   #31
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Do you know where Jamestown, Kilkenny is?
(Sorry for posting twice in a row)

I know where Kilkenny is...roughly.....


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Old 02-12-2004, 02:15 AM   #32
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It's in Ireland right.


Just because people think what I say don't make sense, doesn't mean I don't like popsicles.
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Old 02-12-2004, 05:10 AM   #33
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Old 02-12-2004, 06:42 AM   #34
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Love me.
*blinks*



Quote:
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When did you leek over from Aresen? Do you plan to help me get Aresen to invade here again?

umm...no.
i've been here for months...I just haven't posted here in a while....and my name was tk421....
but its the same sig and avatar, where have you been?

I feel so.....unnoticed.

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Old 02-12-2004, 09:40 AM   #35
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There's a big snake in your pants, Jock!

indy's cool, but i think my sexual preference is unchangeable.
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Old 02-12-2004, 07:34 PM   #36
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Ewan McGregor is so damn sexy!!! When did your avatar get so hot all of a sudden?


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Old 02-12-2004, 08:25 PM   #37
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Old 02-13-2004, 02:02 AM   #38
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Pffft, I am way cooler than him.


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Old 02-13-2004, 02:41 AM   #39
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The natural consequence of him being way hotter than you.


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Old 02-13-2004, 03:22 AM   #40
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Skink's avatar is way hotter than anyone else's.




Who else has a body like that?


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