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Old 11-26-2004, 07:37 AM   #1
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Lightbulb The insult game V.02

Anyone who replied to my last one (6 pages and 203 replies ;] )
will know that the rules go like this:
Some dude posts some doody insult, then the next dude posts some even doodier cumback.

aaannndd...GO!




You fight like a dairy farmer*




*just gettin started... ;]
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Old 11-26-2004, 08:36 PM   #2
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Yeah well you fight like a Dairy Farmers Cow

Heres a new one:

You look like a roach



Cheating on your diet? Your just asking to be T0m0wned!
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Old 11-27-2004, 02:45 AM   #3
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I feel like I'm speaking to a roaches' cock...



Some people cause happiness wherever they go, you on the other hand, cause happiness whenever they go. ;)
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Old 12-04-2004, 08:13 AM   #4
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Im causing happines because im killing stupid guys like you ^^


It's anoying that every time you open your moth, you say something stupid!
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Old 12-04-2004, 09:33 AM   #5
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everyone agrees that you're an idiot, so I'm not alone there...


You're so fat, you fell in love and broke it
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Old 12-04-2004, 10:06 AM   #6
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You picked your grandmas glasses!

You have such a bad graphic card, so you can't even read what im writing!
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Old 12-04-2004, 12:08 PM   #7
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I read what you said, and had to go to bed!! (I puked)

(the best I could think of...:/)


You're so ugly, that you're under 4's baby minder has to feed you with a slingshot!
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Old 12-05-2004, 01:32 AM   #8
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She's not feading you at all!

You homosexual, missplaced, melting, green, drooling, burning piece of orange windows!
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Old 12-05-2004, 07:48 AM   #9
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And you're illiterate.


you're so ugly, that when you walk into a bank, they have to turn off the survailence camera!!!
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Old 12-05-2004, 10:57 AM   #10
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When you enter the bank, the survailence camera explodes!

You smell so bad that people die when talking to you!
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Old 12-05-2004, 06:26 PM   #11
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That's ok, cause I prefer not to talk to people, you blowhard.

*Next sentence rated R. Please keep the kiddys in the next room*

spoiler:

You're a blowhard whose into blowhard beastiality.


Just because people think what I say don't make sense, doesn't mean I don't like popsicles.
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Old 12-05-2004, 07:25 PM   #12
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you suck Rhinosaurus

And smell like one too



Cheating on your diet? Your just asking to be T0m0wned!
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Old 12-06-2004, 07:19 AM   #13
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ha! weak minded FOL!! you forgot to insult me!



You're so fat, you gave the hospital stretch marks while being born.(that, my freind, is art.)
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Old 12-06-2004, 12:03 PM   #14
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You can't get laid because ur a frigging nerd, that u decided to **** ur own feces and ur sisters and the rest of ur familys. then u got so tired of that that u decided to **** animals like mices, tis a peety that ur dick was way too small for mice so u had to change to beetles, **** faced ****er.
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Old 12-06-2004, 07:29 PM   #15
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(wtf was that)
At least I have a tiny weiner, you have nothing.

You are so friggin ugly, when you were born your mom said "Itds beautiful" Snad your dad said "Lets bury it".



Cheating on your diet? Your just asking to be T0m0wned!
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Old 12-07-2004, 08:54 AM   #16
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That wasn't my dad, it was hitler.
You THUCK!
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Old 12-07-2004, 11:56 AM   #17
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Quote:
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You can't get laid because ur a frigging nerd, that u decided to **** ur own feces and ur sisters and the rest of ur familys. then u got so tired of that that u decided to **** animals like mices, tis a peety that ur dick was way too small for mice so u had to change to beetles, **** faced ****er.

o_O







































okaaaaay then.
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Old 12-09-2004, 06:41 AM   #18
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Hah! You forgot to write a combat to my insult, and you didn't even write a new insult!

You definately THUCK!
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Old 12-09-2004, 08:05 AM   #19
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That was an insult? I thought you were commenting on a museum.


You're so ugly, that when you jump into a bath, the warer jumps out!
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Old 12-09-2004, 09:05 AM   #20
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Guess what happens when you jump...

I have more posts than you!
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Old 12-09-2004, 09:31 AM   #21
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crap off.. :/


you suck your finger cause you can't get a boyfreind, you GAYBOY!


(j/k )
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Old 12-09-2004, 10:00 AM   #22
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Hah! Was (J/K) supposed to be an insult?

You look like a banana!
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Old 12-09-2004, 10:33 AM   #23
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at least I have something that slightly resembles it's shape...


you smell like someone threw up in your moth

(I said j/k cause I said gayboy and the innuendo with the BJ...)
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Old 12-09-2004, 02:40 PM   #24
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You WERE the throw-up in my mouth (eww j/k)

You look like you took a feces bath and like you rubbed feces everywhere on you.



Cheating on your diet? Your just asking to be T0m0wned!
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Old 12-10-2004, 09:06 AM   #25
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you are a feces. *cough*


you look like someone just cheese-grated a turd.
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Old 12-10-2004, 01:03 PM   #26
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You look like you just jumped out of someones stomach.


Sig encountering technical difficulties...
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Old 12-10-2004, 01:25 PM   #27
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in that case I look better than you.


You wouldn't even look good after9 coronas!
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Old 12-10-2004, 02:31 PM   #28
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You're so fat I'll bet you can't even see your toes,and when you get your shoes shined,you have to take their word for it!


Go ahead. Impress me. Do something intelligent.
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Old 12-11-2004, 06:31 AM   #29
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*shouldnt you write a comback to the nine coronas?*
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Old 12-11-2004, 08:02 AM   #30
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*shouldn't you write a comeback to the shoe shine fat joke*


Just because people think what I say don't make sense, doesn't mean I don't like popsicles.
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Old 12-11-2004, 08:45 AM   #31
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oh yeah!EARLIER:Yeah,at least I can think straight.


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Old 12-13-2004, 10:21 AM   #32
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That was an insult?

Merry christmas! <--Insult
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Old 12-13-2004, 02:08 PM   #33
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(shut up)


You're so fat,when you jump in the ocean,the Whales start singing,"WE ARE FAMILY!"


Go ahead. Impress me. Do something intelligent.

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Old 12-13-2004, 05:54 PM   #34
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You were the WHALES in the ocean

Your so poor I saw you on the street doing in act with mice and the mice were singing "We are family, everybody party with this bitch".



Cheating on your diet? Your just asking to be T0m0wned!
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Old 12-16-2004, 10:20 AM   #35
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MOTHER ****ING BITCHES WONT SHUT THE **** UP< MOTHER ****WER!!! U SHOULD TRY PUTTING SOMEONES PENICE IN UR ASS AND SEE IF IT CAN SHUT U UP< MAN!! SO U CAN"T EVEN GET SOMEONE TO **** U IN THE ASS ??? **** UR ANIMALS, BUY A ****IN DILDO< BUY SOMKTHING THAT WILL SHUT THE **** UP< AND I DON"T ****IN CARE ABPOUT UR ****IN LIL INSULTS U ****IN BITCH MOTHER ****IN ASS WHOLE WINKER MOTHER ****ER BITCH! I DON"T CARE IF I SAY TOO MANY INSULTS> SO PUT SOMETHING IN UR ****IN LIL ARSE AND COUNT TO 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000! **** WHAT AM I SAYING DON"T COUNT! JUST PUT A GONE IN UR ARSE AND FIRE IT!!!
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Old 12-16-2004, 10:26 AM   #36
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((To TheOutrider)

They were talking to you and you joined them.


((To The Bard)

Your post was so illegible I didn't bother reading it... I'll guess I'm better off that way.


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Old 12-16-2004, 01:26 PM   #37
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TO THE ****ING SON OF A BITCH THAT WROTE THE ****IN MESSAGE THAT'S BLOODY ON TOP OF THIS ONE:

DEAR MOTHER ****ER: I DON'T CARE IF U DIDN'T ****IN READ MY BLOODY MESSAGE. AND I AM SURE THAT U READ IT, THOUGH U SAY OTHERWISE. THE GAME IS LIKE THIS U INSULT! THAT'S WHAT I AM ****IN DOIN, ASS HOLE. DON'T ****IN COME TO ME WHITH UR ****ING NOSE UP IN THE AIR AND SAY: BLA BLA ****IN BLA, I'M TO GOD TO READ BARDS MESSAGE!. LET ME TELL U SOMETHING PLEASE, I WILL TELL U THIS BECAUSE U SAY U HAVN'T READ MY LAST ****ING MESSAGE: STICK A ****IN GUN INTO UR ****IN ASS HOLE AND BLOW! DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE BULLETS , ASS HOLE WINKER. HE.
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Old 12-16-2004, 02:16 PM   #38
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Note to Bard: I read that message, but let me tell you a little secret... ALL CAPITALS WITH THE LITTLE * THINGY ISN'T EASY TO READ... then again, you wouldn't find it hard since you write that way... maybe you need to get your eyes checked... you shouldn't need to write that way to see what you've written.

Bottom line: Get your eyes checked and get a bar of soap. Your mouth needs it.


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Old 12-16-2004, 02:18 PM   #39
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Ok wow your phycotic and dosed up to the eyeballs on tranquilizers, and dude your starting to get to the point where your actually pissing people off okay.

Your mama so dumb she stared at a juicebox for 20 minutes before she realized that was a homynymn of concentrate.



Cheating on your diet? Your just asking to be T0m0wned!
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Old 12-17-2004, 04:48 AM   #40
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You were soppused to insult me, not my mama!

You're illiterate!
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