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Old 05-06-2005, 10:12 AM   #1
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this is so freaky

I'm talking through Emails with a man who sat in prison for Murder, Necrophilia and canibalism.
I asked him if he he's okay with me writing a script about his story. and he said sure,
now we're talking through Emails.

how freaky is that?


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Old 05-06-2005, 10:16 AM   #2
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Old 05-06-2005, 10:22 AM   #3
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Murder, Necrophilia and canibalism
well you do get hungry after sex
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Old 05-06-2005, 04:33 PM   #4
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woah how did you meet him? do you even know him? he might be faking


so thats killing someone, then banging the body, the eating it... are you sure you should be doin this? loll
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Old 05-07-2005, 07:51 AM   #5
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I got to him through the FBI website, then followed some links, and got to his webpage where he sells his paintings.

and actually, he didnt murder >bang>eat someone.

he worked at the morgue, and his job was to stitch up the bodies. when he was left alone, he ate small pieces of the bodies. or took home samples to eat.

at a younger age, he robbed graves and had sex with the bodies.

and finaly, he met someone through the internet, and when they met, he shot him.


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Old 05-07-2005, 07:58 AM   #6
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...That's still pretty messed up...




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Old 05-07-2005, 08:57 AM   #7
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so, basically, in no particular order,

thats killing someone, then banging the a body, the eating (some of) it one.


i was sort of right....


NiKo dont do this, you could turn into one... (well all of the above)
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Old 05-07-2005, 09:01 AM   #8
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It's okay, I'm like all the way here in Israel, and he's all the way over there in France

besides, from our conversations, he seems like a very nice guy. intelectual, too.


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Old 05-07-2005, 09:02 AM   #9
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eep. France is very near england. whats his name? ill make a note of who not to invite for dinner
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Old 05-07-2005, 09:32 AM   #10
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besides, from our conversations, he seems like a very nice guy. intelectual, too.
The same goes for Hannibal Lector...




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Old 05-07-2005, 12:23 PM   #11
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and finaly, he met someone through the internet, and when they met, he shot him.
I suggest you don't meet him then.


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Old 05-07-2005, 01:06 PM   #12
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besides, from our conversations, he seems like a very nice guy. intelectual, too.
Okay boys and girls. Who can tell me what's wrong with that sentance?

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Old 05-07-2005, 02:32 PM   #13
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What's wrong, is that Niko has developed an small, admiring trust in the person.


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Old 05-07-2005, 02:39 PM   #14
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Exactly. Now I'm not one to judge a book by it's cover and everyone deserves a second chance, but frankly, this isn't a person who did something by accident or in the heat of the moment. This is a person with deep psychological angst. These can still be nice people, he isn't defined by what he's done, but it is a big part of him. All I'm saying is don't get too close.

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Old 05-07-2005, 02:59 PM   #15
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Exactly. Now I'm not one to judge a book by it's cover and everyone deserves a second chance, but frankly, this isn't a person who did something by accident or in the heat of the moment. This is a person with deep psychological angst. These can still be nice people, he isn't defined by what he's done, but it is a big part of him. All I'm saying is don't get too close.
ofcourse not.
I'm only interested in his story for my script.
to be frank, I dont understand how the let him out of prison.


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Old 05-07-2005, 03:01 PM   #16
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These can still be nice people, he isn't defined by what he's done, but it is a big part of him. All I'm saying is don't get too close.
...That's what I was trying to say by comparing him with Hannibal Lector...




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Old 05-08-2005, 08:03 AM   #17
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be more specific, boy! go and stand in your corner.


so just dont meet him or anything.

if you decide to, tell us, we'll talk you out of it
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Old 05-08-2005, 08:30 AM   #18
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He sounds nice and stuff, but how'd ya think he got that other person he shot to meet him?
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Old 05-08-2005, 09:35 AM   #19
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good point.
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Old 05-08-2005, 01:21 PM   #20
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to be frank, I dont understand how the let him out of prison.
Um... They let him out?

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Old 05-08-2005, 02:27 PM   #21
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yeah, no worries there.
I would never try to meet him.
I'm not suicidal


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Old 05-08-2005, 02:50 PM   #22
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But you know what they all say about middle-aged murderous convict men. They're all just hot, naked 20 year old women on a computer in Sweden.

...


No, seriously, stay away from him.


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Old 05-08-2005, 02:50 PM   #23
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He's gonna track ya down and bum rape ya matey.
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Old 05-08-2005, 03:11 PM   #24
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..


HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!! ROFL!!!
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Old 05-08-2005, 03:52 PM   #25
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He's gonna track ya down and bum rape ya matey.
but he's not gay nor a rapist.

he's only a murderer, necrophiliac and a cannibal.
you are so silly, brighty


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Old 05-08-2005, 05:17 PM   #26
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lol so maybe he'll kill you, dress you up, THEN bum ya!


nah, just messin wiv ya NiK you'll be fine...
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Old 05-08-2005, 05:22 PM   #27
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He wouldn't touch ya anyway.

He'd take one look at ya and say:

"Chuffin ell it's Captain Jack Sparrow! Sod this, i'm off!"
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Old 05-08-2005, 08:46 PM   #28
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But you know what they all say about middle-aged murderous convict men. They're all just hot, naked 20 year old women on a computer in Sweden.

What's that supposed to mean huh?



He actually dug up graves and had sex with the bodies?! I say that's the worst of the three. Still though keep your "relationship" to ONLINE ONLY.




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Old 05-08-2005, 10:14 PM   #29
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What about murder Larz? I wold consider that one to be the worst. That one is actually causing physical harm to a living being.


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Old 05-08-2005, 10:44 PM   #30
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What about murder Larz? I wold consider that one to be the worst. That one is actually causing physical harm to a living being.
But the one earlier stated is just..


....




eeew.





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Old 05-09-2005, 10:44 AM   #31
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Eww, not eww,.. really, noone cares about that. Dead bodies are gone anyway. But murder.. naja.

Also, Niko, you sound a bit like the innocent virgin teenager I know about from this kind of "I-know-what-you-did"-teen-movies. First he's just going to tell his story and in the next moment you beg him to pee on you. Seriously. Don't trust murderers. Especially if they are 'outside'.


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Old 05-09-2005, 11:17 AM   #32
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okay, now seriously guys. wtf is up with y'all?

I said I'm only talking to him about the script I'm writing.
ever seen Silence of the Lambs? Natural Born Killers? Gacy?
you think any of the scrip writers ended up having anal sex with a psycho?
I'm just doing research.
I'm not planning a playdate with this perverted individual.


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Old 05-09-2005, 11:29 AM   #33
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you think any of the scrip writers ended up having anal sex with a psycho?
...Yes...

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I'm not planning a playdate with this perverted individual.
...I think that's what we all wanted to hear...




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Old 05-09-2005, 01:12 PM   #34
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It'll be on a stormy night........

"What''s that shadow" OMG! ARRRRGGGGHHHH!

*Next day*

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They're all just hot, naked 20 year old women on a computer in Sweden.

No. This.




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Old 05-09-2005, 11:07 PM   #36
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Just make sure that if he ever asks where you live, you lie, and you lie good.


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Old 05-10-2005, 01:48 AM   #37
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Ts, ts, ts. No trust in the prison system these you people have.

Have you asked him what human flesh tastes like yet? Probably tastes like chicken.

Other things to do:
Ask him if this image turns him on.
Ask him if he has considered to become a vegetarian and worship a volcano god.
Does he like chianti and fava beans?

Someone wanna suggest some RPG necromancer questions?

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Ask him if this image turns him on.

Hahaha

Quote:
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Does he like chianti and fava beans?
Hahaha


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Old 05-10-2005, 09:29 AM   #39
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Ugh, I just looked at this thread, and I have to say....the idea of someone eating little parts of dead bodies is really gross...

...damn French. Ils sont foux!
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If he does like chianti, make sure he pronounces it wrong too


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