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11-06-2005, 11:14 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: A pit of despair
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I quit
Smoking. It's been ten days since I've had a cigarette. I just felt the need to share. 
It's my mission to thoroughly corrupt each and every one of you. 
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11-06-2005, 11:34 PM
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^Forum Haunter^
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Stalk "The night", if that's your wish, Yet, if you find my grave, I won't be there, There are thousands of places left for my despair.
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Congratulations your body will be grateful 
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11-07-2005, 12:51 AM
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Sith Warrior
Join Date: Jul 1999
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 17,742
Current Game: The Old Republic
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congrats on becoming a second hand smoker. XD
Battle is a pure form of expression. It is heart and discipline, reduced to movement and motion. In battle, the words are swept away, giving way to actions-- mercy, sacrifice, anger, fear. These are pure moments of expression.
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11-07-2005, 11:50 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: A pit of despair
Posts: 720
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Originally Posted by Rogue15
congrats on becoming a second hand smoker. XD
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lmfao omg it's the truth!
It's my mission to thoroughly corrupt each and every one of you.
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11-07-2005, 12:07 PM
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Mission accomplished
Join Date: Dec 1999
Location: Somewhat to the left
Posts: 2,703
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Close but no cigar
Excellent. Now you will have both hands free for drinking!
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11-08-2005, 05:23 AM
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[armleglegarmhead]
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: digital
Posts: 8,125
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Originally Posted by Zoom Rabbit
Excellent. Now you will have both hands free for drinking!
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Or, on a more positive aspect, forward drinks to us at doubled rate. Finally we are able to ease up even the thoughest stewardess.
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11-13-2005, 08:16 AM
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Jedi Council Member
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Puget Sound, Wa
Posts: 5,723
Current Game: ToR beta & Kotor
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Originally Posted by Zoom Rabbit
Excellent. Now you will have both hands free for drinking!
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Double fisting for teh pwn! :O
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11-07-2005, 12:20 PM
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^Forum Haunter^
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Stalk "The night", if that's your wish, Yet, if you find my grave, I won't be there, There are thousands of places left for my despair.
Posts: 3,211
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yup! 2 hands free....
mmmm
*arggh... must control..... mind.....
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11-07-2005, 08:20 PM
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Resident Polak
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 4,913
Current Game: Monkey Island
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Hurrah for health!
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11-07-2005, 08:32 PM
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internet hate machine
Status: Administrator
Join Date: Sep 1999
Location: Australia
Posts: 18,556
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Dunno why the government doesn't just harvest smokers so they can squeeze all the tar out of their lungs and use it to make better roads or something...
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11-07-2005, 08:32 PM
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The Original.
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Planet Funkālnite.
Posts: 14,509
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Only quitters quit.
This body is not me. I am not caught in this body.
I am life without limit.
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11-07-2005, 08:33 PM
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internet hate machine
Status: Administrator
Join Date: Sep 1999
Location: Australia
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Yeah, you've let the team down.
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11-07-2005, 08:34 PM
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The Original.
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Planet Funkālnite.
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Better to run away than quit, run away boy! RUN FAR AWAY! mmmmm... the boy's chocolate milk.
This body is not me. I am not caught in this body.
I am life without limit.
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11-07-2005, 10:48 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: A pit of despair
Posts: 720
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I'm nothing but a quitter. 
It's my mission to thoroughly corrupt each and every one of you.
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11-08-2005, 11:59 AM
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Disciple of Megatron
Status: Moderator
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: Rochester, NY, USA
Posts: 5,946
Current Game: Starcraft II,College
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Wow, you work in food service and you quit smoking.
Impressive.... Most impressive
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11-08-2005, 05:17 PM
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Mission accomplished
Join Date: Dec 1999
Location: Somewhat to the left
Posts: 2,703
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Jamaican cooking, mon
Food service does produce its share of stress, indeed. I've known cooks who shoot heroin before work, show up with two fifths of whiskey and a pack of imported dogs**t cigarettes, smoke a bowl during their break and still have to go outside at some point and dent the trash cans with a steel soup paddle just because one of the waitresses was a *ahem* to them because they burned the freaking omelette, once again, causing financial liability and loss of customer prestige for the entire corporation. Add fire and knives into the mix, and one can easily see how the kitchen becomes a perilous den of chaos fraught with danger...
'Iron Chef' my fluffy, white ass.  Who's your daddy?
Ray: The stewardess will bring us free drinks as much as we want at this point. Just be sure to make plenty of eye contact so we keep them in submission.
"Get out of my sky!" 
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11-08-2005, 07:09 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 7,075
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Originally Posted by Zoom Rabbit
'Iron Chef' my fluffy, white ass. Who's your daddy? |
well at least your whipe :P
...and bleach it
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11-09-2005, 10:26 AM
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Mission accomplished
Join Date: Dec 1999
Location: Somewhat to the left
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Wath teh blargh?
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Originally Posted by Scar Da Kookee
well at least your whipe :P
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I'm very certain that Screw Key Lars is no progeny of mine. 
EAP: You should take this opportunity to join the Navy and fly jets. Or be a hippy and live in the park. Maybe even move to Korea and invent a new kind of artificially intelligent plastic. The future is an empty cup--go fill it!
"Get out of my sky!"
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11-09-2005, 07:55 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 7,075
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Military blues
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Originally Posted by Zoom Rabbit
You should take this opportunity to join the Navy
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just don't get stuck in holding company doing escort duty in secured compounds
you think you bastards got it bad...
SIX MONTHS OF DOING NOTHING BUT WATCH OTHER PEOPLE WORK!
...counting the days til you find out if you stay in the military OR NOT 
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11-12-2005, 10:10 AM
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Close to the Edge
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Boston, MA., USA
Posts: 8,965
Current Game: DiRT 3; Forza 4
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A.W.O.L. - Absent; Went Out to Lunch
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Originally Posted by Zoom Rabbit
EAP: You should take this opportunity to join the Navy and fly jets.
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Originally Posted by EvilleApplePie
Zoomie: Your words are wise and maybe if I didn't hate the military and maybe if I didn't hate hippies I'd do one of those things....
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Well, perhaps you could join the Navy, learn to fly jets, and from then on just never bother to show up, disappear, and just continue to collect a check.
I mean: What's the worst that could happen? Who knows,... someday you just might wake-up to find that you have been appointed President of an international superpower by the highest court in the land. And if history is any guide, we know for a fact that such things always turn out really well.
Native XWA.Netter (Nutter?)
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11-08-2005, 10:54 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: A pit of despair
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Actually...I quit last night...threw down my manager keys and left. That is the worst company I have ever worked for and the DM is the biggest shovanistic(sp?) @$$hole I have ever EVER met. It was just the last straw...I could take no more.
I'll be job hunting tomorrow I guess. Wish me luck.
(Haven't even picked up a cigarette...I'm so proud of myself.)
It's my mission to thoroughly corrupt each and every one of you.
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11-09-2005, 12:40 AM
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The Original.
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Planet Funkālnite.
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But I bet you've turned into a booze hound.
This body is not me. I am not caught in this body.
I am life without limit.
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11-09-2005, 09:32 AM
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Disciple of Megatron
Status: Moderator
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: Rochester, NY, USA
Posts: 5,946
Current Game: Starcraft II,College
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which burger joint did you work for?
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11-09-2005, 11:29 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: A pit of despair
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Cracken: I worked for Backyard Burgers. They do have good burgers but the company just really *really* sucks.
Zoomie: Your words are wise and maybe if I didn't hate the military and maybe if I didn't hate hippies I'd do one of those things...Korea it is! Mmm...bean cookies...
It's my mission to thoroughly corrupt each and every one of you.
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11-09-2005, 12:05 PM
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Disciple of Megatron
Status: Moderator
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: Rochester, NY, USA
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Current Game: Starcraft II,College
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Ah, that explains your distain.
Well, go join with one of the big chains, McDonalds is usually very caring of it's managers, and crew, and is better than those silly homegrown "local" chains. simply because we're WORLDWIDE, and LIKE MONEY.
hmmmmmm...... yummy, capitalistic goodness.....
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11-09-2005, 02:55 PM
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^Forum Haunter^
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Stalk "The night", if that's your wish, Yet, if you find my grave, I won't be there, There are thousands of places left for my despair.
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All heil to the Cracken Guevara!!!
i think ill open a bussines
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11-11-2005, 10:17 AM
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Mission accomplished
Join Date: Dec 1999
Location: Somewhat to the left
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UA
Hmm... That is teh sucks!
Perhaps if you threatened to join another navy, they would quickly see reason and give you a ship of your own?
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11-11-2005, 10:39 AM
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[armleglegarmhead]
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: digital
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Yes, be sure you don't miss out any options. Better you force your way into the ober-monkey's office now and demand at least a bigger and more powerful "little fellow" first. Don't underestimate the need for correct and appropriate combat supply!
I mean you know the song "I got a girl in every harbour"??
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11-11-2005, 01:17 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 7,075
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking pinky?
I donno Mr. Bunny, I don't think they make flak jackets for elephants... |
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11-11-2005, 10:21 PM
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Administrator Emeritus
Status: Administrator
Join Date: Apr 1999
Location: sunny cal
Posts: 4,176
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it's been 2 and a half years since i quit. try to avoid drinking because that is when cravings can be highest.
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11-12-2005, 06:29 AM
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Sith Warrior
Join Date: Jul 1999
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 17,742
Current Game: The Old Republic
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dude that sucks. why haven't they given you an assignment? are u too dangerous for the navy?
Battle is a pure form of expression. It is heart and discipline, reduced to movement and motion. In battle, the words are swept away, giving way to actions-- mercy, sacrifice, anger, fear. These are pure moments of expression.
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11-14-2005, 07:07 PM
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thedeadlymoose
Status: Super Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: California
Posts: 17,204
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Yay for EAP!!
I know, I know, late reply >.>
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11-14-2005, 11:45 PM
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Sith Warrior
Join Date: Jul 1999
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 17,742
Current Game: The Old Republic
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i quit pizza hut.
Battle is a pure form of expression. It is heart and discipline, reduced to movement and motion. In battle, the words are swept away, giving way to actions-- mercy, sacrifice, anger, fear. These are pure moments of expression.
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11-15-2005, 01:12 PM
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Mission accomplished
Join Date: Dec 1999
Location: Somewhat to the left
Posts: 2,703
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Quit Pizza Hut you have, but altered your destiny you have not. All Areseners are predestined to work food service, and follow your destiny you must...
Perhaps Burger King will be more to your liking. I hear they have an attractive benefits package for career management level employees. |
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11-15-2005, 01:20 PM
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^Forum Haunter^
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Stalk "The night", if that's your wish, Yet, if you find my grave, I won't be there, There are thousands of places left for my despair.
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na he will end serving potatoes in the army :P
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11-15-2005, 01:45 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
Join Date: Apr 2002
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AH HA! I have YET to be on the fast-food franchise work-like THING! YEAH!!!!
worked in a ware hourse called Sunnking
Crackles should know aobut that by now (I know SXW,jango and RFH know by now (by me making em go that for cheap puter stuff ^_^))
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11-16-2005, 10:19 AM
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Mission accomplished
Join Date: Dec 1999
Location: Somewhat to the left
Posts: 2,703
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Hot grease and white hats
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Originally Posted by Scar Da Kookee
AH HA! I have YET to be on the fast-food franchise work-like THING! YEAH!!!
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I failed to mention that the Aresen food service curse has a flip side--it's either flip burgers or serve in the armed forces. Note the word 'serve' in both destinies....this is because all Areseners are *samurai* at heart, and reading up on the etymology and meaning of that word should provide further illumination. However, as is our karmic balance to offset the otherwise illicit pleasure of flying around in powerful space machines and destroying unarmored individuals helpless on the ground, our destiny is forced through the bizarre lens of american twenty-first century cultural miasma to render us either straining deep fat fryers or standing in formation in a uniform that never seems to fit quite right.
Welcome to the future.
"Get out of my sky!"
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11-16-2005, 12:13 AM
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Sith Warrior
Join Date: Jul 1999
Location: Pennsylvania
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Current Game: The Old Republic
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no more food. btw there isn't a burger king less than 30 minutes from here, which sucks.
im gonna check out a few towns around the area, i'm sure they'll have something that will pay me at least $8 an hour. tomorrow/today is my next scheduled day for ph...hopefully they found a replacement, cause i'm not going back.
Battle is a pure form of expression. It is heart and discipline, reduced to movement and motion. In battle, the words are swept away, giving way to actions-- mercy, sacrifice, anger, fear. These are pure moments of expression.
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11-16-2005, 10:47 AM
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[armleglegarmhead]
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: digital
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Well the point is, I recently saw a documentation on teevee where they shot at a katana from 10 meters distance and it divided the bullet in two halfs. That is the real *samurai* at heart feeling I say.
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11-16-2005, 12:42 PM
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Disciple of Megatron
Status: Moderator
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Location: Rochester, NY, USA
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Zoomie again astounds us with logic beyond comprehension....
So, see any large space machines around lately that i can use to blow up un armored peoples on the ground?
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