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Old 06-08-2006, 01:16 AM   #1
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Kjo demands sex

I'm not sure if he was drunk at the time, but he serves as a reminder as to why I should turn off my MSN when I'm not home.

I luvs him anyway, and since he demanded I return, I figured I'd drop by and say hewwo.


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Old 06-08-2006, 06:06 AM   #2
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Well that's certainly a way of attracting people to a thread.

Oh, and welcome back Natty, good to see you around.

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Old 06-08-2006, 10:42 AM   #3
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Old 06-08-2006, 12:18 PM   #4
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Hey.

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Old 06-08-2006, 02:28 PM   #5
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Yes, yes I demand sex. And if I was drunk, I wouldn't have been using such good grammar and punctuation.

*Huggles Natty* Great to see you hun. Please stay and help us drive out the newbs. They have consumed this forum. It makes K-jo sad.


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Old 06-08-2006, 03:26 PM   #6
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Don't tell me you consider me a newb, I'm practically ancient.
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Old 06-08-2006, 03:30 PM   #7
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You are in the latter half of age 13. You are indeed a newb. And you shall be until you are 16.


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Old 06-08-2006, 04:51 PM   #8
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lolz omg!!! ITYM n00b rofl!!!! zOMG B10!

erm... anyway welcom back natty!
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Old 06-08-2006, 06:37 PM   #9
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This is exactly the sort of thing I was talking about. WE NEED TO PURGE THE FORUMS.

And K-jo still has not recieved his payment.


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Old 06-09-2006, 01:23 PM   #10
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Actually, the age you stop being a newb in Britain is 18, so if you lived here, you would still be a newb.
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Old 06-09-2006, 02:08 PM   #11
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Some people are born with newbness, some people achieve newbness, you fealiks can't get rid of it.

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Old 06-13-2006, 04:39 PM   #12
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Some people are born with newbness, some people achieve newbness, you fealiks can't get rid of it.
I've been to newb councillors and everything. They're working on a cure.
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Old 06-10-2006, 12:48 PM   #13
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You're fricken 13 years old, Fealiks. Not just that, but you act like it, too. You have very little right telling anyone that they are still a newb.


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Old 06-13-2006, 04:28 PM   #14
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Just wait till you can step up and be newd. THen you can come back to this thread


Just because people think what I say don't make sense, doesn't mean I don't like popsicles.
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Old 06-13-2006, 06:37 PM   #15
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You mean a more humane one than the one they already have (it involves a baseball bat and a bag of squirrels)

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Old 06-14-2006, 04:14 AM   #16
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Screw humanity, important is, this one is quick and efficient. And once you get used to the bat, you soon stop minding all those squirrels. It's a bit less encouraging if they don't use nails through the squirrels, though.


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Old 06-14-2006, 08:03 AM   #17
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I've never heard a squirrel complaining to me.

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Old 06-14-2006, 10:33 AM   #18
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Unlike hamsters, squirrels don't talk, they act! What you might hear is instead quite reasonable due to the fact that they *love* beans.


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Old 06-14-2006, 05:21 PM   #19
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Well they stopped using squirrels because of the anti squirrel-abuse act of '97. Now they use sheep.

yay 800 posts! I think a long smiley is in order. ({:=|D)

o rly

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Old 06-14-2006, 06:18 PM   #20
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You see, that's where the newbness kicks in. Oldies would have never gone for sheep in such respects, it's just not done.

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Old 06-15-2006, 05:22 PM   #21
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Not to mention that he celebrated his post count, posted an elongated smiley, and said "O RLY" all in the same post.


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Old 06-16-2006, 11:46 AM   #22
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Not to mention that he celebrated his post count, posted an elongated smiley, and said "O RLY" all in the same post.
Everybody knows you get to spam and say random things in a post where your post count has gone up to the next hundred... or thousand.

I can see me being a newb is annoying Kjo... little does he know, I have my anti-vaseline cream at the ready, prepared to counteract his unique closed-mouth-yet-still-dazzling-smile! Today kjo's lips... tommorrow... the WORLD!
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Old 06-15-2006, 06:07 PM   #23
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What is "O RLY".
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Old 06-15-2006, 06:32 PM   #24
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If you don't know count yourself extremely lucky and just move away.

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Old 06-15-2006, 06:49 PM   #25
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Oh psha. Gimme a clue. Is it anything like "ily"?
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Old 06-15-2006, 06:53 PM   #26
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Quote:
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Oh psha. Gimme a clue. Is it anything like "ily"?
It's this. It means 'Oh really' and it's often followed by a great horned owl saying 'YA RLY'

duh
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Old 06-15-2006, 07:12 PM   #27
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Pssh.

I don't have time for that crap.

hXc/emo and sXc kids, however...I have time for them.
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Old 06-16-2006, 09:42 AM   #28
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I'm sure O'Reilly have a '... In A Nutshell' book with an owl on the cover, but I couldn't find it. So I give you this instead.

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Old 06-16-2006, 02:06 PM   #29
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Your gonna do WHAT with a personel lubricant?!?
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Old 06-16-2006, 04:38 PM   #30
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Well, personal lubricant is one way of putting it... Its actually just black petroleum jelly with a funky make-shift tub made out of paper mache and foil. Here's one I made earlier... *queue Blue Peter music*
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Old 06-16-2006, 04:49 PM   #31
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Oh geez.
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Old 06-16-2006, 06:24 PM   #32
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...ew. You must have some kind of issues Fealiks.
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Old 06-18-2006, 06:57 PM   #33
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i demand sex


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Old 06-18-2006, 09:14 PM   #34
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Fealiks, keep your vaseline away from me.

Niko, on the other hand


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Old 06-18-2006, 09:17 PM   #35
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Fealiks just feel free to stay the hell out of Minnesota
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Old 06-19-2006, 10:41 AM   #36
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Oh so everybody forget about me, fine fine, I get it.


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Old 06-19-2006, 10:46 AM   #37
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Errr, who are you?!?




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Old 06-19-2006, 10:30 PM   #38
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God damn newbies. Be gone all of you!

Anyway, I hope everyone's been behaving themselves! And if I see anyone using inapropriate text speak I'll get grumpy. Even those people who don't have English as a first language seem to type better than some people whose english is their first language these days.


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Old 06-21-2006, 01:52 AM   #39
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Agreed. K-jo loves punctuation.

..,,.,,,--?!


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Me loves perpetration.

Ter Urly Avenues off RuyJanice XD


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