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Old 02-16-2007, 07:42 AM   #1
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Old 02-16-2007, 08:29 AM   #2
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Old 02-16-2007, 10:22 AM   #3
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Old 02-16-2007, 10:49 AM   #4
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Old 02-16-2007, 12:37 PM   #5
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The answer is obvious, but not an option:
A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood.




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Old 02-16-2007, 04:00 PM   #6
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But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?
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Old 02-16-2007, 06:02 PM   #7
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IF a woodchuck could chuck wood and the wood that the woodchuck chucked weighed exactly 3.2 lbs per, in standerd 2x4 shape, the woodchuck could chuck 3.892 pieces of wood per hour.

If a woodchuck could chuck wood. ;D

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Old 02-17-2007, 02:55 AM   #8
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Old 02-17-2007, 11:51 AM   #9
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The question says 'if', therefore I call on the most basic answer... which is basically the question in statement form... sorta the 'How long will I live? You shall live as long as your life is and not one second longer,' idea.

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

(how freakishly odd that sounds )
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Old 02-17-2007, 03:16 PM   #10
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Old 12-02-2007, 11:10 AM   #11
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Because it can woodchuck.
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Old 02-17-2007, 10:00 PM   #12
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Thrik make it so I can make LF polls. That would be so badass.



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Old 02-18-2007, 06:59 AM   #13
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Old 02-19-2007, 10:54 AM   #14
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Old 02-20-2007, 01:46 AM   #15
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Yeah, make jmac a badass LF poll maker already!


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Old 02-21-2007, 09:24 AM   #17
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As much chuck as a wood could would, chuck? Chuck nuck.....wood chuck chunk......um, OH forget it! I voted for the third......


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Old 02-22-2007, 06:02 PM   #20
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All I get out of this thread is, "Chuck"...
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Because y'all not cool enough to comprehend. jmac show them love!


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Old 02-23-2007, 05:52 PM   #23
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Old 02-23-2007, 07:48 PM   #24
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Old 05-16-2007, 11:07 PM   #25
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Old 06-12-2007, 03:24 PM   #26
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The true question is would a woodchuck chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

It would chuck all the wood that a woodchuch could if a woodchuck could chuck wood but since it could not, would not, should not chuck wood then a woodchuck should not chuck wood yet if a woodchuck could chuck wood it would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood which is out of luck because a woodchuck can't chuck wood.

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Old 06-24-2007, 11:45 AM   #28
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If a woodchuck could chuck wood, it would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Wow. What a toungue twister.

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otherwise it wouldn't be a wood chuck


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