**** my job

SyntheticGerbil · 03-28-2007, 02:20 PM

Work at Walgreen's, it's ****. That's where I work for the time being. It's not like you will have high expectations coming into the job. I do a lot of reading there when I'm not processing photos, as managers are usually too self absorbed to notice you aren't working.

SyntheticGerbil · 03-28-2007, 03:13 PM

Yeah American jobs for young adults suck.

Samnmax221 · 03-30-2007, 10:24 PM

It's not charity, the Scientologist's will steal the rest of your life in return.

itchythesamurai · 03-31-2007, 04:56 PM

Scientology? Get with the times, mang. Prismatology is where it's at these days!

Det. Bart Lasiter · 04-02-2007, 08:56 AM

Itchy, I find it hard to believe that you don't realize that the Flat Earth Society is 'where it's at'.

Samnmax221 · 04-02-2007, 07:58 PM

Just make sure not to tell them about Hitler and the Reptoids, they're not ready yet.

Samnmax221 · 04-04-2007, 05:11 PM

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Reptoids? You mean the race of shape shifting Reptilians that have ruled our planets governments and kidnap children using the CIA for use in secret rituals since the begining of mankind? OK, I wont tell anyone about that.

Can't have them knowing about those, or the Nazi Lunar Base, or that FDR and Hitler were the same person.

Shmargin · 04-05-2007, 12:55 AM

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Can't have them knowing about those, or the Nazi Lunar Base, or that FDR and Hitler were the same person.

Hmmm...

itchythesamurai · 04-02-2007, 10:13 PM

Reptar...?

Samnmax221 · 04-05-2007, 03:10 AM

Exactly. I'm not getting another job until right before School ends. From what I hear Fedex pays really good for night shift, and I usually function better at night. **** its late right now.

BorisTheBlade · 04-05-2007, 02:13 PM

I worked at Wal-mart for 5 years, through most of my high school years. I am glad that crap is over. Retail sucks.

BorisTheBlade · 04-05-2007, 05:43 PM

I hear that. Customers some times just want to piss you off so they can have you fried. I worked at the service desk and it did feel good turning down the jerks.

Thanks for the sig comment, I made it when I joined yesterday.

Samnmax221 · 04-06-2007, 12:16 AM

I ride Spinnaz I ride Spinnaz

BorisTheBlade · 04-06-2007, 12:23 PM

So flashingly hypnotic. I think they are telling me to kill, Sam!

itchythesamurai · 04-06-2007, 05:21 PM

Did I miss the memo telling us to be nice to new members?

Say, isn't Boris the Blade a Snatch reference?

Samnmax221 · 04-06-2007, 05:24 PM

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Did I miss the memo telling us to be nice to new members?

No such rule. Of course Boris isn't exuding faggotry so its Awwwrightt.

BorisTheBlade · 04-09-2007, 05:37 PM

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Say, isn't Boris the Blade a Snatch reference?

Yes it is.
Spamming people on the internet is a great way to make money. Of course, if your friends get the spam and find out, they could give you a flesh bikini, and not the good kind.

itchythesamurai · 04-06-2007, 05:25 PM

If there's one thing I can't tolerate, Eric, it's homophobia...and those damn queers.

Samnmax221 · 04-06-2007, 05:26 PM

Poor Elton John, what did he ever do to you?

itchythesamurai · 04-06-2007, 05:34 PM

Criticized religion, which is unacceptable at all times. Faith should be blind and unquestioning, damn it.

Samnmax221 · 04-06-2007, 05:36 PM

Call me Al.
Lets just pretend its Elton John.

milo · 04-07-2007, 12:12 AM

I DON'T CARE WHATCHA SAY ANYMORE THIS IS MYYYY LYFE

Samnmax221 · 04-07-2007, 12:44 AM

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I DON'T CARE WHATCHA SAY ANYMORE THIS IS MYYYY LYFE

I loves Billy Joel even if he is a stinking drunk, he's my drunk! Hitchens is my drunk too.

milo · 04-07-2007, 01:04 AM

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I loves Billy Joel even if he is a stinking drunk, he's my drunk! Hitchens is my drunk too.

Dude looks like my neighbor.

Samnmax221 · 04-07-2007, 01:18 AM

Does your neighbor anger the Catholic Church too?

milo · 04-07-2007, 01:29 AM

No but he did take me for a spin in his Porsche one time. <333 It was so invigorating. I want one if i ever have a mid-life crisis.

Samnmax221 · 04-07-2007, 02:39 AM

This is my midlife crisis plan.

Samnmax221 · 04-07-2007, 04:00 AM

I'm kind of hoping that Fuel-Cell Technology is farther along by that time, that is of course if I live to have a mid-life crisis.

EDIT: Come to think of it I want a helicopter too.

itchythesamurai · 04-07-2007, 04:39 PM

I want a Killdozer!

Samnmax221 · 04-07-2007, 06:54 PM

Thats how I wanna go.

Samnmax221 · 04-07-2007, 07:55 PM

You don't curse the sky after having an accident on the floor do you? I do.

itchythesamurai · 04-07-2007, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Shmargin

Its funny, life is alot like The Sims, I still dont have a job, yet I'm too bummed out about not having a job to look for a job.

But you have so many friends, you could have a great job!

SyntheticGerbil · 04-09-2007, 03:45 AM

Just spam people on the internet. I hear from retards that that makes you a ton of money. You could be sipping margaritas and wacking it.

itchythesamurai · 04-11-2007, 03:54 PM

Yeah man, why does everybody have to go and vilify instant gratification? Major buzzkill.

itchythesamurai · 03-28-2007, 09:28 PM

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...and since the worlds best herb is still illegal...

Hey man, Calea zacatechichi is only illegal in Louisiana. What are you talking about?

Samnmax221 · 03-28-2007, 11:50 PM

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Well I was refering to Cannabis sativa...but that one doesnt sound too bad either...

I swear to god I'll turn you in to Narconon!!!!